• Starbucks Barista: What can I get you?
  • Me: Could I have a Grande Coffee Frappuccino with hazelnut and no whip?
  • Barista: You know, you could just order the Hazelnut Frappuccino.
  • Me: Nah, I'm alright.
  • Barista: They're the same thing.
  • Me: Doesn't the Hazelnut Frappuccino come with a drizzle on it?
  • Barista: Yeah, but you can just ask for it without the drizzle.
  • Me: Alright, one of those, then.
  • So after all that, of course my drink has the drizzle on top...